Computer Stupidities

• Tech Support: "May I ask what operating system you are running today?"
• Customer: "A computer."

• Tech Support: "What version of Windows are you running?"
• Customer: "I got the computer in 2003, so I think it's a Windows 2003. Or maybe it's a Windows 2004? I got it late in the year."
• Tech Support: "Um, ok."
• Customer: "Is that wrong?"
• Tech Support: "No, no, that sounds about right. Tell me, would you know what service pack you have for that?"
• Customer: "Well, when I got to the register, the young man who rang me up said was about the 5th person to buy it. So it might be service pack 5."